Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

*Umm possible spoiler, if those kinda things bother you*

Hey Kevin Smith, does the new Superman movie [surprisingly better than I thought it would be. Wasn't really to bovvered about seeing it, but I actually enjoyed it. I didn't, however, enjoy the broken A/C in the cinema, on one of the hottest days. Oy.] answer your old questions??

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

[Mallrats, 1995]

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