i know kung-fu

ways you can tell you're not taking your job seriously, part one.

you've been left alone all morning as the rest of the department is at a meeting out of office. copy typing yet another crime-series script, you come across the lines

"According to L-----, self-defense is about more than just physical fighting techniques."

your first impulse is to add the line "try to realize... there is no spoon."

i know kung-fu.